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Dear citizens of Ontario,

RE: The Four Sisters and their demise.

It has come to my attention that the majority of you are saddened by the loss of the "legendary" Four Sisters smoke stacks that have been a landmark for many, many years. Today, they have been torn down.

My question is this:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

WHY would you be DEPRESSED about the demise of four SMOKE STACKS?! I'm sorry, are they GOOD for the environment?! It's been proven that these horrible things contribute GREATLY to our air pollution problem, especially in the Toronto region. But, oh, because you are SAD that you can no longer SEE A LANDMARK THAT WAS KILLING YOUR LUNGS, we should all feel BAD that they collapsed today!!!

WHO CAME UP WITH THE NAME OF THESE STUPID THINGS ANYWAYS?!

YOU ARE ALL STUPID IDIOTS. I HATE YOU, DIE!!!!!!!

Sincerely,

The city of Mississauga's
Burden.

Things that need to die (continued)

1. Any word with the letter "i" in front of it.
2. Words on the asses of pants.
3. Titles that use variations of commonplace phrases.
4. Misspelled words as logos.
5. Hip-hugger pants.
6. "Survivor" ANYTHING.
7. Toys that make little girls think it's cool to have blowjob lips
8. Pants that come up only a few inches from the feet. (Flood pants, ect).
9. John 3:16, or anything in relation to it.
10. "Valley in the Shadow of Death" quoted ANYWHERE, especially if it's trying to be chic.
11. "No fear". Just die already if you have no fear.
12. Anything that involves replacing a "C" with a "K" to be cute.
13. Reversed letters that are supposed to look cute.

More to come...